Seeking
Single females in mid-twenties with jobs more important than you seeking part-time boyfriend. Requirements:
1. Works long hours. Works weekends.
2. Doesn’t talk so much.
3. Is pretty. Goes to gym. Doesn’t talk about going to gym.
4. No crying. Especially not in a five hour span before, during or after sex.
5. Showers at own house.
Creepiest response wins.
